Guy Fieri is the physical manifestation of the smell of a bowling alley bathroom.

Call me when we start defensively begging people to pity our plight in 30 paragraph essays, or comparing running out of salt and driving on a slippery road to multi-billion dollar natural disasters that destroyed people homes and killed people. Oh, wait...we won't be doing that.

Well, shit. I guess I can't complain about my job today. At the very least, I'm not killing dogs.

This is my statue of limitations.

3-4 million animals are euthanized every year at animal shelters in the U.S. I'm not seeing the big difference here either.

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

How 3rd world of them! See, in America when a furry old dog that nobody wants anymore wanders onto the field of a major sporting events opening ceremony, they let him do the coin toss.

Uh, don't we just call this euthanizing here in America? I know Russia's rightfully on the liberal shit list right, but this article is a little silly....

Why are they having the Winter Olympics in this 3rd world shithole that can't even control the pet population?

"Murder" seriously? Stray dogs are a huge problem in Russia and almost every single olympic host has done it in the past. Get over yourselves with this shit article for page views.

Damn you, Barry. This is America! We say threepassing. #fuckcoke

I KNOW - they could never become something important, like, say, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES if they ever seek to 'get high.' Oh wait...

Rubbish. I know plenty of people who smoke who have never done harder stuff. They all hold good jobs and are no burden to anyone.

I hate fish-eye lenses at high altitude. You don't need that to convince me you're high. Everyone else thinks they are perfect for high views, but all I see is distorting things.

God knows I hate being "that guy" but "horrorshow" in one word comes from A Clockwork Orange and means "good" or "great" and comes from the Russian word "Khorosho".

I'm sure they can, but its not really my job to stick around during that process just to prove some point. I'm not interested in enduring other people's shitty behavior on the outside chance that in 10 years they'll mature and stop going "uchhh!" when they look at me dancing with a (gay male) friend (who asked me to…

Thank you so much for acknowledging this-as a lesbian, I want to ally with and supper gay men, but so many of them just seem to hate me and women and especially lesbians. It's like the misogyny of our culture minus any tempering of female company; it's like gay men can find a level of disrespect straight men only…

my roommate is gay and is misogynistic to the point of comedy - for a while I thought he was actually making fun of gay men who are. he's said outright that he loathes women because he's jealous they can have babies and he can't. he's said multiple times that vaginas are the nastiest things on the planet. the things…

Thank you for writing this.

as the threat of a terrorist nuclear attack grows stronger