If you cook your cranberries down w/ a sprig of rosemary and drain the liquid before serving, you got yourself a really nice flavored syrup w/ which to make a festive after-dinner gin drink.

Step 1: Drape bacon over top of pecan pie.

I believe that correlation is simply called "bad taste."

What does Maroon 5 even mean? (Maroon the colour? Maroon as in what I'd like to do with Adam Levine?)

He just seems overwhelmingly stupid? And sometimes, people are attracted to other people like themselves.

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

"... a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia."

Agreed. Name some names here. To get an email like that should be an sobering embarrassment to make you reconsider how privileged you are, as if you didn't know better than to behave that way anyways....not a moment to say 'teehee, let's email it to Gawker!' I'd want to avoid hiring these people or renting them a…

Yea really, I like "in addition to a complete fool for renting this house to kids in their twenties and not expecting minor damages to be done". I love the sense of entitlement here. We are young and clearly a bunch of assholes so we have a right to trash other people's things.

Not yet. These aren't young professionals. They are just young assholes.

Number of times I have gone anywhere and expected that I would cause some damage: 0. The Fuck.

My headline for this article: ENTITLED DOUCHEBAGS TRASH RENTAL, BLAME LANDLORD FOR EXPECTING OTHERWISE.

The only thing that's "epic" here is how entitled and rude the renters are.

My heart totally breaks for everyone involved in this story - the people who have 40K to spend renting a house, the landlord who owns a house in an exclusive, expensive real estate area... So much injustice suffered on each side, for both of these people.

I'm not sure how this compares to the cost of other rentals in the area, but I don't think she's overreacting. If someone left my place like that, they should expect to receive a package containing several of my own freshly laid shits to arrive on their doorstep. On fire. With a bill for the damages attached. I hope…