I’d never date a red panda you sicko.

pandas do not like to have sex

He fed her vagina ice cream. Really? That’s just so wrong.

“He hates my bangs... but at least he gave me a car.”

Congratulations, staff of Jezebel! You made it through this...thing! Flee, free as the wind!

BUT DOES THE BABY LIKE SEX ALREADY OR NO

CONGRATULATIONS! you’re a hipster!

justin, is that you?

Does he mention these things in the songs themselves or is it a bad Tumblr post come to capitalist life? This is the next frontier of sponsored content.

Um.

can we still shit on justin timberlake though?

I wish there was some kind of “squicky fee” you could have taxed them. You are doing the Lord’s work out there.

So to “punish” the sociopaths perpetrators of this shit, they punish sex assault/rape survivors? Yep. Sounds like our culture.

Questlove was in the middle of a shit sandwich. He wants to keep his job with Fallon. He understands that Timberlake his Fallon’s best buddy. Whatever direction Quest goes, he is running into shit.

How you doin’, mon cherie?

Exactly, exactly, exactly. Ugh.

JT has no respect for Prince. He rented out Paisley Park for his album drop party, and got a liquor license.

Said Timberlake:

Because Justin’s a fucking shithead. Prince did not want anything like this done with his likeness after he died.

To try and anticipate your response: