A crazy, crazy guy who has no boundaries. I hope Sorvino shows up for the trial and just glowers in the spectators’ section...

I have a stepdaughter who I couldn’t love more if she was my own blood. She had a couple of BFs over the years who got...a stern talking to. Where they needed to be held up against a wall. Just to keep them focused, you understand. No blood was shed but not for want of desire.

They target kids whose parents aren’t around or engaged, too. And it starts as small boundary pushing, so if a parent comes to them and is like “Jane didn’t like that you hugged her after practice, please don’t do it again.” then they cross Jane off their list.

Girl. I know.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

I recently learned from our mandatory harassment training that everyone basically gets one freebie in situations like these. Also, I’m senior to her so I could totally have had her fired (which she accomplished for herself by various other means anyway).

Would the addition of Jar-Jar Binks to this franchise make it more insufferable or less insufferable?