Well, he DID destroy the security footage. That's kind of the Patriot Way.

Thank you for writing this. I love the Patriots more than anything, and anyone who finds that out spews just an ungodly amount of unstoppable nonsense my way, and I accept that because that's just what it is to be a Pats fan. We've had a lot of success, we had a few scandals, and that is just a recipe for people…

♫ Everyone in Houston wants Dwight Howard,

The point I'm making is that your headline makes it appear that guns will be given away at the door, like in every other give away. Instead it is a raffle you have to buy extra tickets for. Is the team profiting off of this? Yes they are. It is also not your typical giveaway the headline makes it sound like. I admit…

"Soccer sucks."

Actually, bought it for two good reasons....

That seems a little presumptive to me. Not all violent media is interactive. People don't watch movies like Saw because they are fun, they see them because it piques their curiosity and they get addicted to something strange and disturbing. With hardcore pornography junkies, it's probably the same way for a lot of…

It really makes me ashamed to be apart of this community after reading how many guys here (and yes, I'm assuming they are guys) are totally ok with either themselves or others pulling it to drawings of little kids. Awesome.

Well shit, I take it back then. Your comment was definitely so important and insightful that I'm glad you decided not to wait until you got in front of a device with a period button.

Maybe not, but if you get turned on by it, you should probably go to a psychologist.

Who let the ESPN commenters in?

You see, there's a significant difference between making a small grammatical error and not using any punctuation at all. The latter makes you look like you're rambling and incoherent.

There's this new invention called the period it's great it let's people know when you're done with one thought and ready to move onto another it works really well to keep your writing from becoming incoherent after all each sentence only needs one subject and one predicate and maybe an adjective or adverb or two but…

The truth keeps changing. He was a Simmons fan, he wasn't a Simmons fan, he kinda knew who Cousin Sal was, he wanted to read the mailbags, he loves Grantland, he needs a year off from 90210 references...When he sticks to a snarky comment, I'll believe the truth.

I love that Simmons doesn't care about controversy. Doesn't back down from Rivers, tries to talk about the Decision and gets mysteriously cut off when the Heat win the title, always willing to brutally honest about anything (including ESPN) on Twitter and on his podcast.

I spent a good chunk of the night wondering if Simmons could get away with the kind of commentary he did, and frankly that's been a godsend given how every pundit basically has to kiss ass and play boring. Simmons may be right sometimes, wrong sometimes, but at least he's willing to actually have an opinion (like…

How about giving a little context on what Bill Simmons said that made Doc furious? You know like good old fashioned proper journalism?

Simmons has been good the whole night. Funny, smart and no bullshitting. He called Bilas out for flip flopping on his feelings about wingspan and they kept cracking about it later on. Great stuff.

For the first time ever, I am a huge Simmons fan. Him immediately going back on the offensive when they cut back after the Doc interview was spectacular, made even moreso by the stark contrast of the other talking heads slipping into ESPN "we can't say anything negative or controversial" coward mode.

I don't know you but I feel confident saying you have never been more wrong about anything in your entire life.