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I read the Fieri review whenever i'm having a bad day; Pete Wells is a miracle worker in sarcasm.

I view them as a generous evil sort of way. I take Uber whenever i'm in the states, and always have had good experiences. Granted, I really only frequent Seattle, and Portland. But I just think they're the most vile company. Aside from their rampant employee neglect, and customer harassment embarrassments, i'll

In lieu of an actual Christmas party, my company "paid for us" to spend 3 hours away from our desk to skip to the nearby theatre and watch a movie…in the middle of a Monday. I was pretty pissed off that they were too cheap just fucking throw a simple luncheon and even more angry that it was in the middle of our

Whoops. Shows what I know.

I'd just moved to Japan on the crest of the Call Me Maybe wave. If you want ear-worm, catch-phrase hell, go to Asia. There's no escaping it. You hear it when you line up for your morning coffee, you hear it as you walk past hair salons when you rush back to work after lunch, you see it when you flip through TV

Drunk History is a fucking masterful show. I don't watch it regularly, but enough that it shouldn't be as novel to me as it is. I always thrown by the seemingly simple ability to mime and mimic. Just the throwaway comments and burps randomly tossed into the narration and being able to make it seamless on screen - the

what's not shown in the poster is that the cat is actually hanging over a god's supply of optimism and hope. So he's choosing to hang on to his perpetual despair…and so should you!

You highly overestimated that limb.

So, why now? Where was this vindication and outburst pre-election? Is he just butthurt he wasn't asked to perform with HIllary and thus deluded himself to think he was overlooked? Goddamn, and to think he goes home to a wife and child. God forbid someone else carves the turkey this year.

Just saw the late premiere of it last night.

I think the general consensus with Potter films is that no matter which instalment we walked out from (we being fans of the book), they always ultimately disappointed us.

I fall right into the "millennial" data point, and at the risk of sounding TOO hipster, I do think it's a matter of lifestyle and exposure. I've grown up knowing full well who Paul Newman was - the ones who grew up in his prime will mention or give a nod to him in their own cultural output, and because his name is a

You mean like when someone drinks too much or snorts cocaine or bets the house on the ponies.

He probably still does, but now he wears glasses to note the passing of time.

Sorry, sob story here. But six months ago I introduced Mulaney to a now ex, a couple of days ago I heard he's taking his new partner to NYC to see the show. lulz all around.

To me it's a matter of distinction. I hate Facebook but recognize its uses. The news feature is a nightmare right now: click onto a "trending" topic, and the first thing you're exposed to isn't even a legitimate link, it's someone's post of a post of post of a post. You end up having to scroll through the drivel of

Oh I definitely agree that his show was the absolute worst. It was Kevin James level comedy. "Joke" "pause for laughter" "Scene". The man's not an actor, but I'm glad he tried. Listening to his interviews and talks he gave prior to his show, it seemed like it was a dream of his.

I love John Mulaney. He's just a gem. Particularly when he's on camera with his friends, he has this sort of breathless deadpan as he grills them with inside joke questions.

if you google "biden/obama meme dump imgur" then you'll find a lot of albums people have compiled over the last year or so when the meme really started gaining traction.