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My Mom used to work where they had their photos developed back in the day. She said the injuries on Scott Norberg, who was killed in custody, gave her nighmares.

Yet I’m afraid those people of Phoenix will elect this shithead again

He should have been forced down when his dept lost nine surplus military weapons. He’s the prime example of why western Mass is an awful boondock place.

lock him up! lock him up!

I will personally buy him his pink granny panties.

*regale

nah

she. was. wearing. filthy. ass. clothes. and lipsynced. almost. every. word.

Jesus and after she mangled that metaphor she resuscitated its corpse two more times in the same episode. STAHP.

Or admit the lies she told to cover up his (her infamous “cancer binder,” etc.)

“Say sorry to your friend.”

Vicki is the Donald Trump of Orange County.

tfw you’re an adult woman.

My husband and his mother were very close. She once called his cellphone and got his voicemail and after a while with no call back she called me in a panic.

When I was a freshman in college I spent one Sunday in the lounge of my floor instead of in my room. I didn’t bring my cellphone with me but I did have my computer. At some point my bff messaged me through Facebook telling me to call my mom. My mom was freaking out because she couldn’t get in touch with me and when I

Sis? Is that you? Remember the time my mom called my cell and some man answered her in Arabic? Logical conclusion: She had mis-dialed. HER conclusion; Al-Qaeda had kidnapped me on the UES.

Henry Winkler’s mother had him paged in the middle of a concert at a concert at Madison Square Garden once. He found a payphone, panicking that someone had died, or was about to die, and called home. When his mom picked up, he asked, frantically, “Who died??”

That seems insane. I text my mom almost every night to tell her I got home, but it’s because my brother was murdered a few years ago. On the occasions that I don’t text her, she gets a little disappointed, but not nuts.

No love for the Loko though?

Millennials start in 1982? Bullshit. If you remember Sparks you aren’t a millennial to me. Sincerely, Generation XYZ.