I hate Jonathan Cheban as much as I hate people who budge in front of me in line, anti-vaccers, and olives. Which is to say, a whole fucking lot. God I hate him. He was on Millionaire Matchmaker looking for a woman (...k) and acting like such a rude awful asshole. I hated him before that though, and I can’t place why.…

No such thing as shooting to not kill.

I always show up to defend Céline on Jez comment boards. When I was a kid I was in a choir and performed on many Quebec awards shows and telethons where I met Céline. She was unfailingly kind and patient with any child who approached her. Glad to hear that didn't change when she hit the big leagues.

Did they get fired for buying Eames chairs?

And she was so bad in Tomb Raider.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

yep, I’m pretty sure just being Kevin Smith’s daughter she would have realized men suck. i mean besides the way women are treated in his films, Kevin is the saddest excuse for a man ever, he basically spend the last 10 years smoking weed and watching movies and reading comic books*

Every single person that goes on a Gawker post about a person and says, “I have no idea who this person is” can shampoo my crotch.

I mean she’s right. I COULD buy something off her website for $8 and stop complaining. I just don't know what I'm going to do with a vial containing a single tear of a sad Lithuanian fruit vendor. But again, will admit when I'm wrong! It's very affordable AND from europe. Tres Chic.

I’ve been staring at this shot for like 5 minutes...

Is Rhanna a new proofreading app?

For some strange reason, I JUST started watching this show about three weeks ago because I saw a clip and became fascinated with the way these sisters kind of move and exist. It’s like every smaller movement they make is to avoid messing their hair, nails, and make up, and every larger movement is restricted (and…

The West Coast Customs’ guy’s face. “This is so fucking awkward. But they paid me, and I’m on TV.”

I was in freshman English class. One of my classmates brought a radio in and the teacher let us listen. When the verdict was announced, the classmate joyfully yelled “THE JUICE!”, hoisted the radio up in the air, and ran out of the room. The teacher was like “So ... he has to come back or I’m writing him up for…

The main role race played in the OJ Simpson case was in the minds of people who convinced themselves that Simpson wasn’t guilty.

wtf!!! i remember it too, though i was in jr high. I remember some kid went to the payphone and talked to someone and found out what the verdict was and sauntered into class exclaiming “the juice is loose!”

Isn’t the whole point of going on a cruise to hook up with some random guy/girl and then never see them again?

Exactly. Vacation fling. We’ve all been there.

Eh, if they said Channel on the side they were probably fake.. ;)