I dream of the day when people no longer ask me “what are you? No, I mean...where are you from?? Like, originally???” Grrrrr I'm from New York City, you nosy ass.

Somebody get this man some Chapstick 😷

1) ew, I would not and 2) this is an April fools joke she said it on her IG

THIS! Shit! Is inspiring! Thank u!

It made me sad too but maybe she was getting a droop that was affecting her vision? My mom got that as she aged and had it corrected with surgery although she was much much older in her 60s

Rent in Nyc kills me so this sort of deal is fun to think about. I used to bitch endlessly about my high rent out in queens. Then I thought about moving this past January, convinced I was being robbed by my current management company. Turns out I couldn't find a comparable one bedroom unit for less than $3k per month.…

You know she was. A real, ‘shine the floor till I can see my face in it’ lol

I missed the hair but got the eyebrows mustache combo lol

I don't find this crazy because all my Indian cousins kids look like this. They also come out with thick eyebrows and full beards lmao not even kidding. The girls and the boys.

Nope me too this is pacino’s blind man dance, all the way

Lol naw. It’s like, damn girl! 💃🏽

Woahh that is crazy haha! I mean it starts out leathery on me and then gets floral-spicy as it wears on

Ooh I haven't heard of jasmine rouge! I'm going to ask to sniff that next time I'm in the fragrance dept :)

Same effect for half the price with Tom ford’s black orchid. Have been wearing for years, smells expensive and leathery, and people always comment on it.

i worked in the food industry for years and he could easily get a kitchen job and make 30-40k per year. They will hire literally anyone in a kitchen, even if you’re fresh out of prison for assault or don’t have citizenship or speak English haha. Kitchens are a tough scene but they really do give people a chance at…

Hahahaha me too girl, as of this morning three more people have chastised me for being ignorant on the same post from last week. Ah, what a feeling :)

Aw :(

It happened to me the other day lol! I said it then and I'll say it again now, everybody should be schooled on Jezebel at least once, it builds character :) don't fear it!

This happened to me the other day lol, I wrote something dumb and I swear every single person on this site lined up to tell me how ignorant I am. Not that they were wrong! But by the 57th reply I was like cmon haven’t you read the mountain of replies already telling me off? No? Ah whatever, fuck it, enjoy yourself.…

As much as I love jez, I think they may deserve the amount they’ve been ordered to pay. It’s a punitive measure to really hurt them so they don’t pull this shit again.. A small amount they would gladly pay and then violate again. And this wasn’t the only time they did gross things like this, it came out in trial that…