Oooh, never saw that one. It looks pretty nice.

“Apollo 11 was able to land at all only because she designed the software robustly enough to handle buffer overflows and cycle-stealing.”

Please let us know what company you work for, so we can short it.

This is nothing. You want hard-core coding? Try the On-board Shuttle Group at JSC: their shuttle software clocked in at just over 400,000 lines of code and the last three versions have ONLY EVER had ONE ERROR each.

...also if the CFL ever breaks, you now have mercury fumes coming in contact with all your food.

Big bones? Pfft.

Wow.

Overcrowded, stressful, and unsanitary conditions + drug-resistant HPAI H5 or HPAI H7 avian influenza virus = egg market collapse.

Let me guess: you’ve never called up your wireless/cable/DSL provider and negotiated a better rate (hello, retentions!) by ‘threatening’ to cancel.

Bite your lip, think of xmas (or whatever) and just use this as an incentive to get yourself a bus pass or save up for a beater of your own.

I consider it a deal breaker on anyone I date.

“B-b-b-but it is different, therefore scary and I hate you” — OP

Considering that First gen iPads can’t run anything newer than 5.1.1, yes, I’d say you’re out of luck.

Reading comprehension fail.

Most useless...for the employees.

We moved in with them a couple years ago.... I think I’m going to take this opportunity to get rid of all of the[ir] stuff....

Most of us reading this, who have spent more than 15 minutes researching the topic, have come to realize that GG was never about harassment.

“ethics in games journalism” is and has always been a smoke screen.

What worked for me was to make a list at the start of the day of the stuff I wanted to get done that day. Surprisingly, just making the list forced me to scale back my expectations, and it was motivating to check off the tasks as I did each one.

They know that you know that they know there are a ton of poor slobs out there looking for work and if you get fired - they’ll replace you in a heartbeat.