Whose "not"? Is it blue or green?

Three [salty, starchy, preservative-laden, and greens-free] meals for three days (I only eat once a day)

If you're only tipping your waitstaff 10%, then you're a terrible human being.

Yes, but can you charge $79.95, in three easy payments (+ S&H)??

Correction:

I would stand up and walk the fuck out

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever?

... unionizing might be there [sic] only option.

I think the level of detail, particularly vis-a-vis firing thresholds, helps make the case that these women were employees....

...where it has helpful health effects.

War never changes.

Malaysia could of avoided all of this had they been a better airplane company.

...a poverty that is cyclical and can be passed down...

Abso-frickin-lutely. My boss shows up ever other week to change all of my priorities and/or switch tech on me.

Yes, nothing spells "success" like the author of an article demonstrating his illiteracy over and over.

Most of the time, taking one's foot off the gas will do the job that the chronic brake-tapper is doing, all without the brake light issues you note.

It is easy: press your head against the glass. Turn the diriver's side mirror out until you can barely see the side of your car.

You aren't doing it right, then. I have been driving with the mirrors out for 10+ years and it is soooo easy to change lanes this way. I need only glance quickly to the side to see if someone is right next to me. My field of view in the mirrors extends easily to both adjacent lanes and behind. No head-turning…

Driver A is stopped and behind the limit line. (Which, as an aside, is increasingly rare. Zooming over into the crosswalk has become quite common.)

Your neighbour's sister is a drug-runner for the Mexican Mafia.