I vomit on the hour, every hour.

THIS.

Do both. Start saving automatically (set up a savings account and have your bank automatically sweep some money into it, every week). Pay off your loans along the way.

>But he's probably not so stupid as to [argle, bargle]

Always blame the subordinates.

You should go out of your way to Force-Choke someone on the first day. Find some wimpy, useless guy and do it right in the break room so everyone sees.

i.e., Crush some windpipes if you find their lack of faith disturbing.

What's your salary ... ?

This is crap. Everyone knows that driving a Hummer is better for the environment than driving a Prius.

your social Security card

A good leader encourages his/her team to succeed and realizes that the team's success alone is a good reflection upon him/her,

If the burglars were so inept that they would linger around your house until your FB update alerted them you were at the airport, they most likely would accidentally kill themselves trying to navigate your front porch's steps.

Who cares? Your SO's paramour appreciates your candor. :P

If you reject all cookies then the website won't be able to fetch the original cookie to determine if you had been there before.

It’s not about having anything to hide, it’s about things not being anyone else’s business.

Pearl Harport and the Bataan Death March were NOTHING compared to Unit 731.

If we have more time between Thanksgiving's and Christma's, then American's will not be like Canadian's! Plu's it's warmer, sure, but some of u's like a snowy Christma's!!!

Pagans have infiltrated the highest level of government.

In the end this will lead Google and others to find a way of showing ads that can't be blocked. That technology will then get out to every spammer and his granny and the web will resemble the future in Back to the Future 2.