I make my own, thank you very much.

Mineral Oil is the LAST thing you should be using, unless you like ingesting byproducts of crude petroleum distillation.

I use and love buckwheat pillows: they provide phenomenal support (although the crunchy sound took about a week to get used to).

These questions are useless and people who ask them are incompetent, which is why these questions are common. (Larger: http://imgur.com/BNPdzTJ )

last thing we need is grandma taking a door off

"WD-40 is a SOLVENT that will lubricate due to the emollients"

LOL. My doctor, for some reason, is always 40 minutes late after 11 am.

I think I found his picture!

Thanks to the revelations provided by Eric Snowden, ALL US (and UK)-based services are suspect and should not be trusted.

Buy As Only as Much House As You Must Have—And pay cash.

Yes, because no one would ever

You should've just hit printscreen.

Why would you kick the CIA's door?

Good to know. I mean, if those cables actually connected to something on land, then there'd be a easy-to-spot vulnerability.

Have you ever seen an animal attacked by a flock of penguins?

No, he means "Drag the Big Blue 'E' to the trashcan!"

He already knew it, Cupcake. As the OP pointed out, this is public knowledge.

The day my school board also makes me responsible for teaching them evolution ...

...they can deny your applcation if you refuse to show them...

In the office where I work there is a dept that takes PDFs, DOCs and XLSs files prints them then sorts them into the proper order for scanning into a PDF which is email to clients.