Because some of us would rather not have our food chemically reacting with our containers (because ingesting plastic is Bad).

Enjoy your bitter herbs!

You know that every time your flush the toilet, little drops of whatever was flushed are aerated. Leaving your toothbrush heads out means you're brushing with... well, something you probably don't want on your toothbrush.

...because nothing says, "Yum" like aluminum-flavored lasagna.

...and where every decision must be approved by three committees, which takes so long that by the time they reject your request, the business case has long since expired...

Ha - I bought my last pair of jeans so long ago, they were real Levi Red Label (pre WalMart sellout).

How many wears before washing?

The butthurt was strong with that one. He probably died of a stress-induced heart attack a few months later.

"fly babe"? Grow up, junior.

Guys tend to hog all the leg room when sitting next to me (a woman). Spreading out your legs into MY leg room is necessary why, exactly?

Thank dog those days are dead and gone.

You're not using enough vaseline. Also, you need a new suit. IMPORTANT: make sure to wear (opaque) underwear, lest you be singled out for "special" treatment.

Let that be a lesson to you to not eat at that sludge factory. You're spending a lot of money (per item) and getting unhealthy processed garbage in return.

LOL. I can break out my copy of SimCity 4 and still play it today (10 years after release). There is no way in ache-ee-double-ell that the same can be said of the current version.

A bad case of craps is no cause for crowing about how your latest trick left $36 on the table.

It is inevitable. And all the ill-will and $$$ EA spent to "prevent" piracy will be for naught. *cackle*

You either work for or are management with too much time on its hands to be noticing which employees do or do not decorate their "anti-productivity pods."

How many times are you, I mean, your friends going to get burned before they figure it out? Never ever pre-order. Just sit tight and wait for the reviews. If the game is generally praised, hit up the after-holiday sales and play your fingers down to stubs.

My girlfriend IS Canada!

~ approved by knowledgeable and trained people at evaluating product pitches.