Three eggs fried in a healthy pat of butter

“The Bucket”

The wife & I will turn to “Chili Spaghetti” (a can or two of chili and some spaghetti noodles, sometimes topped with shredded cheese) when we just aren’t feeling like cooking. We always keep those items stocked in the cupboard for just such occasion.

When I just can’t be bothered...

Popcorn. Full stop.
I just bust out the air popper (seriously, it’s faster than the microwaved stuff). Pop 2 tbsp butter in a measuring cup in the microwave for 30 seconds while I start the 1/4 cup popcorn in the air popper.

Bit of salt.

And dinner.

Those days usually come with a side (or…

Teriyaki chicken:

My go-to after work meal, when i’m too lazy to cook is about 0.5 cups white rice with sushi vinegar, a salmon filet, and nori sheets to eat the entire mess by hand. Very low fiber, lots of carbs, and not particularly healthy. But oh so yummy.

My normal post-practice meal (i get home at 915 pm and am STARVING) is…

I call it my “fuck it” meal. Two lean Cuisine frozen pizzas and a pint of Halo Top ice cream. Its when I am too tired/lazy/defeated to think about feeding myself.

DONE

+1 shiny.

I’m loving you so hard right now.

Mmm...escalaaaaaation.

I’m really sad that google image search did not immediately give me a .gif of that or the “no grenades” from about ten minutes earlier in the film. But the image at least gives us that very dashing image of Captain Tightpants and the wind blowing through his perfect hair.

Firefly references are ALWAYS appreciated.

It sounds a little ridiculous to move just to save money on your loan, but the student loan burden is no joke.

I’ve actually had a lot of fun playing with the Sephora virtual artist on the app. I turn off the eyelashes (because I don’t wear those) and scroll through the lipstick options. I’ve actually found it’s a good way to get an idea of what a color will look like on my face. It works really well in good lighting.