"Well, Simpsons, as I promised, here's your free pizza."

You should have seen it when they burned Henrik Ibsen in effigy at a Trump rally.

That's probably the go-to answer to "What the hell is this person doing anywhere near Rob Lowe?"

I don't know that he loves her face so much as he loves how she makes liberals bristle with rage.

Depends on your point of view. I've seen some pranks that might be considered evil but were anything but banal.

I'll see your Republica and raise you a Sheryl Crow.

Gawd, I can't even imagine. Two angry unfunny people trying to crack jokes.

They did that on The Office.

Peyton Manning was surprisingly awesome, too. The one about seeing Pete Davidson backstage and saying "Whatever disease you've got, kid, you're gonna beat it," made me roar.

People listen to shitty bands because they have a crush on the lead singer, so why not?

These are lonely men, my friend.

Personally, I thought they should have invited Big Bird. He's also tall and yellow, and those "liberals are idiots" jokes would have been a lot funnier in his voice.

True. I mean, why did Amy Poehler only have a cameo at the beginning? She would have known him a lot better than most of the others, including Ralph Macchio.

She uses her whiteness to her advantage less than she uses being a tall, blue-eyed blonde to her advantage. If it wasn't her on the covers of her books, sad, ultra-right-wing men would never buy them.

Yeah, it was really weird watching her, especially when she was listening to all the jokes directed at her. I thought she would be the type to laugh wickedly and clap her hands at the most offensive barbs (since they're kind of, you know, her specialty), but she just sat there smiling blankly. It was weird.

But evil can be quite funny, at least in the movies.

Yes. Boring evil is the worst kind of evil.

I have to admit: I was kind of disappointed in Ann Coulter's performance. I was excited at the prospect of her being a totally evil bitch, but she was actually kind of boring.

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All the names in Goodfellas are pretty awesome, even if they were real people: Pete the Killer, Frankie the Wop, Fat Andy, Billy Batts, Frankie Carbone, Mo Black, Freddie No Nose, Jimmy the Gent.