What, a woman who's totally awkward on HAM radio? Sounds hot. Keep me posted.

I'm totally feeling Steve Buscemi. He's honest. He's right. But "fuck your opinion, you ugly-ass scuzzbag!"

I'm guessing that it was probably the nth-dozen free taco she'd gotten for those guys that day. Then they went back out to practice their ollies in the parking lot.

Eating at Chipotle?

They did, but I'll wager the Health Department took issue with having a bucket of perpetually standing water right next to where they serve the food.

Like the name says, I'm moderate to an unreasonable degree.

Are we really going to fight over who gets the Giant Douche and who gets the Turd Sandwich?

Well, that's what you get for going with cheap Japanese knockoff ELGO's rather than the real shit.

If the prisoner is presently wearing the shoes, though, then it's really only an immediate problem if they have the James Bond wingtips where that piece of metal flies out on its own and is already razor sharp.

Something tells me guards are more on the lookout for shivs than wingtips.

So instead he was typecast as a hero. (See: Twins, The Last Action Hero, Terminator 2)

Is it seriously that fucking hard to skip the fucking foreplay and just tell the story of Skynet's rise, Connor's resistance, and how the war was won? We don't need time-travel (except at the very end), we don't need Terminators (at least not right away), and we don't even really need Ahnold. The story is almost…

I won't even mess around with zip ties. If I can't break or loosen them with my arms alone, they're not allowed in the bedroom.

Between the Stephen King book Gerald's Game and Cape Fear (the Scorsese version), I won't do handcuffs as a sexual toy. Ever. Tying up with scarfs, stockings, sheets, etc. I'm fine with, but under no circumstances will I allow myself to be tied up with something I can't potentially break out of if I need to.

Touching or eating?

Stop treating him like a victim! You're only enabling his kind!

Yikes. Yeah, that's why I don't do the ocean. The conventional wisdom is "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" but the three of those ain't got shit on the heartless monstrosities that live and hunt in the depths of the ocean.

This must be a problem of the original version. I've only ever played the DS version, and I always have Reflect by that point in the game.

I've only ever played the DS version, but it's one of the last incarnations of the FF series that I actually enjoy. It's hard enough to remain challenging, unlike a lot of other FF installments, which just seem to easy and too full of the "movie" sequences to keep me interested.

The doors in this part of the game are actually super-easy to beat. Wait until they target one of the members of your party, cast Reflect on that member before the door casts the spell, and the door gets killed by its own spell. Not that complicated.