It's like, you look at something like this, and you ask yourself: "How much more cringe could this be?" And the answer is none. None more cringe.

I don't know. Ask J. Law.

Well, I'm back. It wasn't a rickroll, but it wasn't Jimi Hendrix either. It sounded like someone playing a triple-dubbed cassette tape of Ziggy Stardust after pouring a whole bottle of Surge on his tape player.

Before I click the link, I expect that this is probably a rickroll, since Jimi Hendrix died in 1970 and Ziggy Stardust came out in 1972. All the same, I'll bite. Wish me luck…

No, it's from Inglourious Basterds, which kind of confused me, too. I guess the name of the song is "Cat People," though I had always assumed it was "Putting Out Fire With Gasoline," which is way more badass.

Well, OK. Apparently, you can't drug people and have non-consensual sex with them, either.

I'm sure that the samurai sword sequence didn't help things any.

You cannot say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people!

Seeing the 1933 precursor to Mickey Mouse saying "That dirty fuck" has to be one of the best things I've seen so far this year. I wonder if they had an opium-smoking towel, too.

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe mistook him for Chris Farley? Or maybe it was his sudden departure from Family Feud.

"My middle name, it's my granddad's name. That's why it's Zach Granddad Galifnakis."

Though there is something terribly pleasing about hearing Zach Galifnakis furiously shout "Schweppes" at a drive thru microphone.

And laugh track. Lots of laugh track.

People already eat arthropods, and big scary-looking ones too, like lobster and crabs. Insects can be mass-produced with low intensity on resources like water and land, and for those concerned about animal suffering, insects are not equipped to feel pain.

I thought they already made a weak stoner comedy and called it Half-Baked.

If you come back, you have absolutely got to see Yosemite National Park. I'm not sure how it compares to the Grand Canyon, but I've never said "holy shit" as many times in one hour as in my first hour at Yosemite.

What if we stopped being so squeamish and started getting more of our animal protein from insects, like a large portion of the non-Western world does?

Now that might be an actually relevant reason to avoid McDonald's.

My diet's not that bad. I eat fast food maybe once a week, usually less frequently, and I make a lot of my own meals from scratch.

Disagreed. A frappucino, cappucino, or latte will tear my stomach apart and leave me shitting liquid for the next few hours. And I drink several cups of black coffee every day. I rarely get that from eating McDonald's.