Dolly Parton: If Cannibal Corpse isn’t in the Rock Hall of Fame then I don’t belong there either.

Voting ends on April 29 and Parton is currently in the top five nominees, coming at fourth place, with Duran Duran taking the lead.

There was no way Hulu was going to go forward with this with someone else voicing Bender.  Even from DiMaggio’s end it felt like more of a ‘when, not if’ thing

however, you *can* safely protect yourself from machine gun fire by popping a wheelie with your dirt bike.

I would... not exactly describe Righteous Gemstones as having a realistic portrayal of the effects of violence. If anything, it’s a very action-movie portrayal: hundreds of bullets sprayed at a target without hitting them, shooting victims (including a man in his 70's) more or less at 100% a few weeks later, and the…

I had the exact same reaction.  I honestly thought he had already died.

But if the Lissons can get Eli out of the picture and Jessie running the show, they could bleed the Gemstones for much more than just 10 million. 

This recap mostly skipped over Kelvin bearing the cross (!) and kicking his Power Team out of the compound.

I don’t know, it sounds like DiMaggio will probably sign on eventually. It’s not like he’s out here saying ‘Hard no - I won’t be part of it’. He’s obviously still negotiating. And he holds a big chunk of leverage - you think Hulu wants to launch this show with an ocean of negative press over replacing Bender? DiMaggio …

came for this

The entire amusement park - which appears to be open and fully operational daily, with no employees or guests - makes very little sense as a whole.

I think NFTs are stupid too, but I didn’t realize we were supposed to burn our eyes with acid for even looking at one.

I’m late to the party, but I just wanted to drop in to say that the closing credits song from Episode 2 (the hair metal cover of “Pumped Up Kicks”) might just be the best-executed needledrop in the history of television

Two I’m looking forward to:

This is a great point - it reminds me of the days of ‘shock jock’ radio, when personalities would get ‘suspended’ for a week for saying something outrageous, when they were really just going on vacation.

How is this the real issue? That’s like saying I’m not allowed to enjoy, say, a Beatles record.

You people don’t understand - with these 15 Game Boy Colors destroyed, that means are only 115 million of them left in the world!

‘Any surprises?’ asks the author about a list that has Animal Crossing: New Horizons as one of the five greatest video games of all time

Faxanadu isn’t just one of my favorite (and most underrated) NES games, it was also one I got as a Christmas present! I had picked it out beforehand - the cover, plain though it was, was mysterious and eye-catching, the screenshots on the back looked awesome, and it looked like a big, sprawling adventure in the vein…

I’ve always felt the backlash to that ad had more to do with the way the story was told through the woman’s influencer-style social media posts and videos - which at the time had become a severely overused trope in advertising that was starting to wear on people.