Do you really have to ask????? Hansel!  He’s so hot right now.  Hansel!

So how many accounts did you have on that app, William? You seem like you’d fit right in over there.

man, some of y’all are never happy 

I can't believe how long this article is

Judging from these stories, you shit and/or pissed your pants?

“The game’s been around for 20 years and has spawned six animated series.”
No that’s not right. I remember watching it when I was in high school! If it’s 20 years old that means....that means I’m.... oh.....oh no....  

BREAKING NEWS: I FUCKED!!!

I absolutely and unabashedly adore the Solo movie and I don’t give a shit who knows it. Despite today’s announcements, I’m holding out hope that young Han gets a series of his own, a tie-in to one of these series, or another movie for Disney+. The cast they assembled is too good to go to waste. Especially Qi’ra…

Considering it is for Disney+ you will be staying home anyway. Not gonna be in theaters.

I honestly hope they don't. That was done perfectly by Filoni's team. It'll also be weird to see a live action Ezra.

Remember the time that old EU book where Luke fell in love with a Force Ghost who was possessing the AI of a superweapon who then effectively committed assisted suicide on Luke’s apprentice by possessing her body and overwriting her own personality onto Luke’s apprentice because said apprentice’s boyfriend died?

He’s IG-11, and he’s played by Taika Waititi and this info has been out there for months if any of the writers wanted to google it.

That’s what I’d do. 

I know, right? And really there’s no reason to actually ever use that stupid name. It’s not like anybody is going, “For a second there I thought they were talking about Herb Palpatine, the deathsticks dealer. Good thing they clarified they meant Sheev, the Supreme Chancellor/Emperor/Sith lord.”

I’m sorry, but who pitches a fit every year because they are wished “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”?

The “Snowflake Generation” in this case being old white men in their 70s....

This is a slippery slope.

I’m too sad to think or write coherently. I discovered the Silver Jews in my 30's, after I had thought I'd heard it all. There was so much playfulness and wounded sweetness in those songs. As I laid in bed weeping for my failed marriage and life, David Berman crooned away those humid Kentucky nights. I don't know that…

That would be exactly the kind of story that would help the Star Wars films branch out. A morally ambiguous protagonist operating on the fringes with her own agenda. And since she’s not Han they wouldn’t have to be afraid of her really getting her hands dirty.

I respectfully disagree. While it's true that not all movies should be held to the same set of standards, it doesn't do a film any favours to let it off the hook for being genuinely bad just because it's supposed to be "a fun action movie," and similarly, just because a movie is ambitious or artful doesn't mean it…