I. CANNOT. CONTAIN. MY. EXCITEMENT. FIVE. MORE. HOURS.

I am doomed to forever hear that word in my head as it’s said in the Family Guy movie. I hate my life.

It's the last sentence that truly makes it memorable.

It’s a travesty. They need to fix this ASAP. I’m happy to buy a third copy if they do...

Oh, I absolutely know that, but it doesn’t mean I won’t be excited for it all the same!

Can you promise to never tell my wife about this conversation? I’d greatly appreciate it. She’s concerned about me enough as it is.

if yOu LOvE HiM so MUch, WHY DOn’T yoU MaRRY HIM?

Can we fight tomorrow evening instead? I’m seeing KOTM at 7:30, so by the time I’m done, I’ll be at full strength.

Mine too. Let’s sword fight!

Which proves my point. Expecting Endgame hype for KOTM is asinine. Dream all you want, but don't blame anyone but yourself if you end up disappointed because of unrealistic expectations.

I mean, how could you NOT?

All Monsters Attack? Yeah, it isn't the best, but I've grown to appreciate it a little more the older I've gotten.

Didn’t you watch the Cheat Commandos in the Classroom video? Peer pressure is bad, friendo. Otherwise, Fusillade will end up starting a pony fighting ring, or, worse, going home and getting teen pregnant.

There’s a Simpsons .gif for every situation. What a life we live.

I was pleasantly surprised by the Heisei-Gamera films. The first one was a little shaky with the gyaos effects, but number two and three were incredible. Makes sense why they brought Kaneko on for GMK.

How could you leave out the best part about Monster Island?

To be fair, there are other movies with cool things to do. The catch is, the plots are generally nonsensical, especially the latter half of the Showa-era. I mean, I love Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, but the plot itself, and the characters? Meh. Not the best. Same with GvBiollante, ESPECIALLY the terrorist scenes.…

Tired joke is tired. Let it sleep!

I'd disagree with you here, only to say Mothra vs Godzilla is a good flick, I think. Same with Return of Godzilla and GMK. Shin was great as well. The rest are fine and all, but at least these films had a good balance of monster action and human storylines that weren't entirely silly.

Goes to show you how long it’s been since I’ve watched the MST3K take on this movie. I had NO clue what you were referring to, and actually thought you were misinformed. Mea culpa.