I’m in NZ. The Dominion Post (our paper) had the headline of “WTF?” on a picture of Trump.

I honestly feel like he told his audience what they wanted to hear but he gives zero fucks about it and won’t prioritize it. I’m cautiously optimistic that we don’t need to get too frightened over it.

oh thanks! It will help when I lose my insurance and start losing business as the economy tanks! I’ll do it with a smile on my face!

I will have nothing but a giant middle finger for anyone that suggests we “need to put aside our differences and come together as a country.” NO. FUCK YOU. We aren’t divided on tax code or trade deal details. These are assholes who literally want to force me to carry out a pregnancy I might get from being raped, these…

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

Yes, I had a neighbor who was a registered sex offender and I found out from his sister that it was because he got caught having consensual sex in public, nothing else. Meanwhile the guy down the street had touched multiple children under his care. These are not the same!

I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.

This is why I liked shopping in the UK— They have this reputation for poor customer service but really what it is is that the woman or man ringing you up doesn’t bother to pretend that they’re excited about it. That’s a lot more comfortable than forced pleasantries.

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

When my brother lost his wife, someone told him he needed to “ask God for healing and comfort in this difficult time.”

Man. Luckily I’ve somehow managed to get this far without having that directed at me personally, but that would send me over the edge. It further sends me over the edge when someone, having survived some “brush with death” (often, their experience really pushes the limits of that definition), claims their continued…

Thank you for this - I literally LOL’d.

“God has a plan” is another one i hate. I know it (usually) comes from a good place, of wanting to help someone find some meaning when their loved ones are taken from them. For me, despite being Christian ( just not very loud about it) and beliving in God and Jesus, I did not want to hear that right after my father…

While there, she was raped while Vandenburg recorded the attack and passed out comments.

Hey, don’t discount the power of last names to create lasting friendships. One of my best friends in adulthood, we’ve been friends since we were kids just because our last names started with the same letter.

Yeah “female” is generally code for “get ready, I’m ‘bout to say something casually sexist!

I don’t understand why people in this situation feel like their virginity should be their defining trait or even something they need to share with potential partners. The number of people you’ve fucked isn’t a piece of information that most people share with a new sexual partner, whether your number is ten, a hundred,…

Aaaaand right below your comment is an ad that says,

It’s hard when a friend is selling something because the natural inclination is to want to support them but I would rather just put my friend on my bank account then be subjected to their sales pitches and harassment day after day, lol.

“Those types of companies that offer “opportunities” and “jobs” for an upfront expense, plus your soul, plus the souls of your friends and family..”