He’s a national treasure!! Though... also the first name that popped into my mind just because it would be the last person I’d suspect.

Chin up, as an ex- CPS worker of over 10 years you guys are the BEST sources of information and at times the ONLY person a child has looking out for them. I’d always get so antsy when summertime hit and the calls would drop to a trickle knowing that the abuse was still happening... there just weren’t teachers and…

Yeah its just video games. A decade from now you probably won’t even remember. Theres video games I spent HUNDREDS of hours on as a youth... only to complete forget their existence until I stumble across a retro “Let’s Play” series. I semi regret playing so many video games in my youth... cause the memories I have…

Yeah, says it right where you can see it now. Before you’d have to click on where you’d put the lure to see who the lure was placed by.

Yep same here. Get around $600-$700 back per year depending on how the spending goes.

Yeah, a low plane causes me to look up instinctually! (and I live near Dulles). So painfully stupid.

I’m certain it was a plane. So is my Dad. Unless you want to say my dad, who is in the Air Force and who I was taking to a meeting at the Pentagon, also could mistake a missile for an airliner. Hint: He wouldn’t. They look nothing alike in the air, especially not to someone who spends their life looking at aircraft.…

I was on 395 when it came in. As was my dad, who is ex-air force. It was a plane. If someone wanted us to lie and say it was a missile... we’re still waiting for a pay off :(

I watched it come in and hit. Fuck off.

Yeah I’m retired early at 40 cause I saved like a madman and invested from age 15 on. Didn’t do any “wanderlust” trips, bought fancy cars, etc... Just saved and saved because I HATE working. Goal achieved :D

Yeah I always get them from Amazon. Got the intial books I think 60% off MSRP when they were new!

I had a friend in college who was similarly badass. Several martial arts, worked out daily. Never took shit from anyone. She got murdered by the person who lived across the way from her. This dude was so big I’d have been hard pressed to do anything to him in a fight. Wasn’t even a contest and she was strangled to…

Yep, early enough so he/she won’t see you also driving in to work... late enough that they won’t see you leaving if they hang around town a little ;)

I guess my career will still be safe. I can’t imagine anyone would stand for a robot coming to remove abused children or investigate sexual abuse cases. Though at that point maybe we wouldn’t have a choice and the machines would be herding us all into camps anyways :/

Let alone rapists who use a gun or knife to commit their crime...

I went through the whole damn article confused as fuck about Portal having offensive humor. :D As I sat there like “did I miss something....” I finally read it right. Ohhhhhh.

I’m surprised we don’t hear of more vigilante justice against people like this. If it was one of my daughters it would be reallllly difficult to see them go through this with no real consequence to the attackers. I mean... if I paralyzed them could I also get a plea bargain for a few years in jail?

Please tell me your dad lost a hand during the attack, and since it served him so well attached the chainsaw to the stump. And that his name is Ash.

Jaws the revenge is so bad I got into an argument with a friend a few years ago over its mere existence. The kicker? She went to the theater with me to see it! We watched it again and she remembers nothing of it. Completely blocked from her memory! She... had the right idea.

Yeah in Virginia it seems just fine in the bigger city areas. At our lakehouse near the NC border you get jack. (Verizon phones will work there though).