"Dear people of the jury, I am not a fancy law-talkin' attorney, or even a person who has the right to drive a car legally, but let me assure you, if there is one thing I'm certain of, it's that an individual has the right to well over two-billion dollars in punitive and compensatory damages if that person has their…

So true… Years ago they tried to call it "Bush Bashing…" That was when a person was actually making a sober, well-reasoned point about a pathetic little man who started two(!) $ trillion wars of convenience. But yeah, "bashing." Unbelievable. Language matters.

Melancholia proved to me she's got some chops. (A difficult movie - but amazing moments, and - oh - that Richard Wagner music.)

Not mentioned: $580 million, because Murdoch thought he was also buying nude pictures of Nancy Regan and Mr T.

'Thanks for your opinion. I'll give it all the thought it deserves.'

Some times you just gotta know who did that awesome gaffer-ing!

My two cents: I'd imagine that any impeachment action we'd see would ALSO include Pence, if only because Republicans are so cowardly about policing their own kind that they'd only move to impeach if the situation was absolutely catastrophic, and thus effected the entirety of the elected executive branch. 'Sorta a…

I'm no child-murder-solver-expert, but something like 95% of the time the person killed actually knew the person who killed them. So how many people does a little girl know? How many of those people had access to the victim at the time of the murder? Some one in that family has some 'splaining to do…

Its very little, and looks like a lobster.

The tuba is still suffering from its days hanging around the Weimar Republic.

As far a quotes go, that one is - um - perfectly cromulent.

For bonus points, also imagine not moving the arms or hands while running away…

The AV Club staff person(s) who managed to position that picture (of Fallon playfully ruffling the hair of that orange bigot) as the visual for 2016 is spot on…

This pun works on so many levels. A+

Smith is too busy picking up his various Father of the Year awards to concentrate on getting his Oscar.

Yup, although I'd like to think Lifetime could up with a better title than 'Unforgettable.' (Which, given the obvious paint-by-the-numbers story about an obsessive ex, isn't even on-point, or remotely evocative.)

Here's betting that the Clintons will never actually understand the titanic size of their f-up, and thus will refuse to go away, play dead, or even - gasp! - show some contrition, take some responsibility (where due), and stop their drive to both grow their (already) huge fortune and hold political power AT THE SAME…

The confusion starts immediately: The header states 'perfectly constructed' - but the actual title of the video is 'most beautiful'. (There is a difference, you know.)

That literally made me laugh out loud.

Make sure your cross stitch makes use of old-timey font!