A note to Clooney and his publicist: Using the alleged Clooney 'charm' to shill for some f-ing coffee maker in advertisements that apparently play in front of every YouTube video I watch, as I scramble to click the 'skip ad' button, ensure I will AVOID seeing his new movie - even though its on a topic I would…

This is the thing that makes this feature so annoying (although sometimes there are interesting related stories, experiences, to be shared, which is now all I can hope for…).

That comment literally made me guffaw!

Don't forget the bridge, where they make that incredible leap up a half-step!

That picture captures everything that is wrong with modern country music. In essence, it looks like a typical middle aged schmo - who has never done a day's work of manual labor in his life - wearing a upscale 'farm' costume, and who is lecturing about the virtues of rural living, all inside ballroom 'B' at the…

I know… Unmentioned in the article is the 'type' of person who responds to this hard sell, "I'm a star!" set design, fireworks, manipulation of image, etc.; I have a feeling that actually listening to the music is a low priority.

This movie is worth seeing if only to glimpse Nicholson wearing that football helmet while riding 'bitch' on a motorcycle. Its almost Special Ed, and strangely endearing yet humiliating. That's the kind of character stroke that little fragile egos like Will Smith or Tom Cruise would have written out of a similar…

A concert shirt with a message like that is really going to confuse the Rihanna's of the world.

Who is going to play the know-it-all bully? Its not the same without the threat of a 250 lb. crying baby with absolutist views and a penchant for violence!

I want your rough draft on my desk buy Tuesday, Coogin… And for crissakes, put a decent car chase in it, and don't forget the scene where the ice pick goes through one guy's knee, and also into some ice…

Indeed… Its like whenever anyone refers to someone (or themselves) as being 'punk'… Yup, really sticking it to the entrenched British class system by using oft-repeated racial language (etc.) in front of an audience 40 years after the fact in a place 4,000 miles away, and everyone actually expected as much… Yup -…

My question is: at this stage, are they 'in' or are they 'out'? My lax reading of Star Magazine means that I am no longer informed as to her boob-job status.

South Park can really be cowardly, they couldn't even say straight-faced that climate change is a real thing with serious ramifications, with you know, actual scientific weight behind it… Pretty sure they didn't want to seem non-libertarian.

Unmentioned, is that 'conservatives' are now 'reactionaries' - meaning they are now beyond innocent humor. Seriously, the Republican front runner wouldn't even disavow an endorsement from David Duke. How do you turn that into family fare? "Daddy, what's a KKK?"

The Hans Zimmer-ish music is so ridiculously self-important that the Breakfast Club clip made me snarf my Lean Cuisine.

He's not obese - he's buff..!

You just won the AVClub's secret prize! A one year supply of Rice-a-Roni…

Schineider is such a dumbf*&k his political views can't even be mapped.

Nice article, AVClub…!

Playboy could produce the best articles and have the best journalists in the business, etc., but they are still saddled with that awful name, and all of that 'Hef baggage. For the love of Pete, it had a good run, was an iconic magazine, and all of that - just have a party, retire the name and start fresh. The world…