i had no idea they were married, this is the best news of my life.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

SF is a pretty awesome city. But like anywhere else, it suits some folks better than others and it fosters its share of bullshit. I personally prefer the cities on the east coast that I've lived and think they're more awesome in ways that are important to me. But I won't deny that SF has a lot going for it.

First, Missouri isn't the South, second claiming that this is some kind of "regional" problem is stupid. Structural violence and inequality happens everywhere. Stop and Frisk was a policy of the NYPD. Renisha McBride was in fucking Michigan. Wake up.

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

I actually work on these tapings. And Juan Pablo's AFR was alot more intriguing . Juan Pablo basically gave the middle finger to the producers, Chris Harrison, and the audience for refusing to answer questions about his and Nikki's relationship. Andi's AFR is just business as usual.

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies:

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

I know, he's just... Like, it's unfair that someone that gorgeous exists. He's also more than pretty, he's got a great sense of humor to boot.

My god, what kind of face is this even? How seriously gorgeous can a person get?!

But what about the methane gas omissions from the high horse upon which you perch?

Oh you forgot the best show ever. THE NANNY!

Is this even a contest? Would anyone seriously argue there is a better theme song than the Jeffersons?

Just make Lego Wonder Woman the protagonist and take my money.

I find it strange that interviews (or really any professional encounter) come completely naturally to me. Speaking in front of a large group not a problem. Job Interview whatever.

Going on a date. Death.

From Cockocracy: Size matters in the locker room, researcher finds:

Fun fact: in the original folklore story, Aladdin is Chinese.

D) Sam Carter

dj shadow, dj spooky, dj swamp, orbital, aphex twin, u-ziq, coldcut, underworld, kid koala, and any number of local djs who beat match on the fly and throw together random sets...