Bob, you could have told somebody.

Your tomb won’t be one of the technological marvels of history or the pinnacle of your civilization’s engineering technology. There’s a little difference in context here.

I mean honestly... I don’t understand this whole.. “I need personal space even after I’m dead” thing.

Hopefully this

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

This is insane and insanely difficult. The sheer physics of it—to have all of your mass and momentum going (airborne) in one direction and to be able to swing with enough force to get the ball to go all the way back over the net in the other direction...it’s crazy.

This made me so happy. That and seeing Yadi get the HR.

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

I read or watched somewhere that his suit and all of its limitations (it was extremely itchy and uncomfortable, not to mention very susceptible to electrical interference, such as sith lightning pew pew powers) was imposed on him by the emperor because he feared that even an limbless Anakin was more than capable of…

I like that the Transformers are such good sports that it looks like they only used guns once we had them.

I never thought I’d say this but Danielle Panabaker was the highlight of the show last night. Caitlyn is almost always so freaking bland and it seems like last night was the first time the actress as really gotten to do something.

People who paid thousands of dollars to do this shit deserved to lose their money. Fuck them.

knowingly charged attendees thousands of dollars to be “stranded on a remote island” with “little more than bread and a slice of cheese.”