Florida MANatee strikes again.

As someone who was never actually in the Boy Scouts, I can tell you, they’re a bunch of assholes.

DON’T.

There is no need to bring puppies into all of this.

I’m just happy other people are able to enjoy things.

Ban all teens.

Chloe’s ass. That is all.

But I don’t want to stop...change is scary.

Laputa is also Spanish for “whore”. So there’s that.

I believe you mean “Jim Fucking Sterling, Son”.

Don’t care.

Good.

But how horny is Link?

Fuck Destiny 2.

Fuck Destiny.

We need The Benz!

The Division is garbage.

Destiny has never been, nor will it ever be, fun.

I’ve always wanted a typewriter, but I realize they’re probably cumbersome and need a lot of maintenance.

Goddamnit Deadsy! Fine, guess I’ll listen to their only song, again.