Star Wars is lame.

You forgot to mention that for every piece you lose, a family member is killed.

Where do you stand on vaping?

He has no flour.

Florida MANatee strikes again.

As someone who was never actually in the Boy Scouts, I can tell you, they’re a bunch of assholes.

Maybe Bond will finally confront the real villain, his own racist and misogynistic beliefs.

Cap has gone full daddy. I like.

He has no pages.

Let me guess, it will run for 20 or more seasons.

Comics are weird.

DON’T.

I want Thanos to be my daddy.

This is why I love you, io9.

There is no need to bring puppies into all of this.

I’m just happy other people are able to enjoy things.

So...about that next book...

Ban all teens.

Chloe’s ass. That is all.