Looks lame.

But I don’t want to stop...change is scary.

How many deaths will be attributed to the “braid-pulling drinking game”?

I still have no idea what this series is about, but people seem to be ravenous in their praise for it.

I’m already tired of seeing this blue asshole everywhere.

Laputa is also Spanish for “whore”. So there’s that.

Fuck yeah, Kij Johnson!

I believe you mean “Jim Fucking Sterling, Son”.

Don’t care.

Good.

Here are some fantasy books that will most likely never see any on-screen adaptations; Viriconium, Chronicles of Amber, Gormenghast, the Dying Earth, an actually good version of Earthsea. If only, if only.  

Olivia Wilde.

But how horny is Link?

I just want more talking polar bears in battle armor.

Video game may be dope, but are they also fly and wizard?

Fuck Destiny 2.

Is this show actually good?

AKU!!!

She is my hero.

Fuck Destiny.