My LS usually holds bottles of Weller for me in the back. I got my Weller 12 for $69.00

Y’all really are like Kentucky. (I’m from here, and have 2 teachers from my high school who married former students they were banging) I graduated in 2001 and that sort of thing was shockingly common.

I always assumed the Louisville Cardinal was just sporting a grill and a line beard.

St. Louis used to use the correct colored beak back in the day, IDK why they stopped.

He had a good career at St. Louis.

As both a NASCAR and Horse Racing fan, I love this comment.

You can improve old ones, but you can’t build new refineries in the USA.

Or Lincoln. 

The polling had Conway with a 10% lead before voting. Conway comes off as a Douche, so a lot of people stayed home assuming the victory, or voted for Grimes and Beshear, but not any of the other offices. Those two had 30,000 more votes than anyone else.

The turn out was less than 30% Literally less than 1 in six Kentuckians voted for him, and none of those will admit they did anywhere in the state, except maybe in the churches.

It’s a cracker covered in processed plastic cheese. 

 No I don’t 

He’s universally hated. His opponent is the son of one of the most beloved gov’s in history.

He’s not getting re-elected

I don’t know a single person who admits to voting for this guy.

He was on the same AAU team as Zion, I’m still shocked so many people whiffed on him.

Yeah, the chambourcin varietal they use is Southern Illinois is an acquired taste.

True, it’s Ozark hillbillies and SEMO, the land of Limbaugh that make Missouri red occasionally.

One of the running jokes on the show is how he smacks them all across the head.

Good thing you aren’t an NBA fan, their games start 1-2 hours later.