I didn’t see that game.

2pt conversion

There has yet to be a TD pass in this league.

This is the correct take.

My parents started their vacation early and drove 4 hours out of their way to see AD play.

The fans who buy tickets to the games or watch them on TV. My mom’s first NBA game ever is tonight and she’s been down in the dumps about it because she was afraid she wouldn’t get to see her favorite player.

Isn’t him leaving the point of ICE?

It wasn’t capable of hosting an NFL franchise when the Rams were still there, but it wouldn’t take much to make it so. It needs lighting and a new non-flammable field surface that actually covers the entire floor.

It’s called “The Dome” or “The Dome at America’s Center”

I’m still in shock over that.

We live closer to Memphis so we’d probably see him there. Her second favorite player is KAT, and they were going to be on the Gulf Coast anyway that weekend.

The Timberwolves

My mom is a huge Anthony Davis fan.  She was given tickets to her first live NBA game for Christmas. The game is in 2 weeks, I feel awful for her.

Most of my family was caught in the Rams trap, and this is the correct take.

LOL

Blackhawk fans are the worst. I’ve yet to meet one that wasn’t a terrible person.

He’s not as bad as Joe Theismann was about that, but he is darn near it.

Jason Witten is recently retired, and he was terrible on MNF.

Ian Eagle is damn good at basketball, though.

The funny thing about this is that former friend of Deadspin, PFTCommenter was the guy who asked the question as a spoof.