We paid the parents of the children when there was a shooting at our school earlier this year.

We have no idea. It’s just a shame because juries are usually just angry old people.

If I hear “Chicago Liberal” one more time...

I know it takes about 4 years for a player to develop in the NBA, but holy shit that class is bad.

My favorite is all of the State-wide R’s from Northern Illinois that talk about how they share the same values of you Down-State voters. Southern Illinoisans hate that term.

I live near Illinois, they have the WORST political ads. Mike Maddigan, whoever the hell that is, apparently hates puppies.

I’m still pissed over the Benny Snell ejection last year.

It’s not but your body produces more of it while and after you are making whoopee.

I think it works the other way around for female athletes. The old wives tale was they need to get it on because of the testosterone boosts.

Where I went the students do the nominating, but the football team ultimately votes.

She is nominated by the student body, but the football team votes for her.

The Brits were scared that BP was going to lose it’s oil if Iran went communist, so they convinced the US to back the Shah.

It won a bunch of awards and the price has jumped here in Kentucky.

Larceny, Weller, Four Roses Reserve

Every Southern town has a couple of Dandies.

St. Louis is the only the 4th most racist city in that division.

My bet has always been Louisville getting the expansion.

The worst part about “This is Us” is that the only three of the adults are likable, two of them are dead.

Seriously, it’s everywhere now.