David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

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Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Actually I spelled David Frum correctly, thanks.

David Frum. The extremely famous former speechwriter who is now a senior editor at The Atlantic by dint of having been George W. Bush’s speechwriter. You absolute horse’s ass. 

Listen. I’m not saying you’re wrong. I don’t know whether you are or not. I am just saying that I’m skeptical that Bill Simmons’s modestly-trafficked Medium site The Ringer has greater star-making power than profiles in the New York Times, the Washington Post, Newsweek, and Esquire.

I can.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Can’t