Me sorry.

You are essentially saying that there is no way that a movie like this could possibly be thought of as a bad movie. Any movie that involves lots of explosions and CGI is automatically awesome, and anyone who disagrees with that must just be an overly pretentious a-hole who sits around sipping on lattes all day.…

“A truly enlightened mind recognizes that simplified escapism is a perfectly valid way to entertain yourself at times.”

It’s bizarre that people complain when a reviewer says a bad movie is bad. If you don’t care about about reviews then don’t read them, but don’t complain because you wish the reviewer didn’t tell you the bad movie is bad. This is the whole point of the review. Grow up.

Uh okay? Like seriously what the fuck is your point here? 1984 is underpinned by fantastical silliness, is it not intelligent or an interesting look at language, modernity, and totalitarianism? Honestly what the fuck are you arguing?

Batman have thousands of weakness: lack of oxygen, alergic to super strong punches, snake bites, cold, heat, etc.... He is mostly a regular human in that regard

Probably a good idea since Civil War would have beaten BvS silly. Civil War doesn’t look like an instant classic, but at least it looks like a fun movie. BvS looks like a terrible idea that went too far. X-Men: Apocalypse looks like a decent idea that went wrong, but could still be somewhat enjoyable. I am guessing…

Batman would beat Christopher Reeve’s Superman, or my 1990s Superman, but not Zack Snyder’s angst-filled, guilt-ridden, repressed-anger, woe-is-me-where’s-my-ma-I-destroyed-an-entire-city-and-I-don’t-know-if-I-care Superman. Why? Because the Reeve/90s-era (and older, even...I’m talking the CLASSIC Superman, the Boy…

Saying Batman can beat Superman is like saying a sloth can win a race against a cheetah. You can strap a rocket to a sloth’s back but in any fair race all that would earn him is a disqualification.

Yeah but you dislike all the good foods and all things that are good, so what the hell do you know.

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I think the proper term for his headgear is bataclava, not balaclava.