It’s going to fall pretty flat, no matter how you slice it.

that’s the yeast of our worries.

American artists would rather loaf around that day, than go through the pane of witnessing Drumpf’s inauguration.

I’m sure the first few thousand choices were all born and bread

Coffee almost came out my nose tyvm

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

It goes into your file and used against you during performance reviews, letting your employer pass you over for promotions and raises.

“Do you agree with the sentiment that it was bad for Mariah Carey to lip-sync this performance?” Yes.

It seriously makes no difference to you whether your favorite artist performs at a concert you attend, or just moves their mouth and pantomimes the thing? Like if Eric Clapton just pretended to play guitar, that’d be just as good as hearing him actually perform his art?

I guess it depends on the artist, but I haven’t been to a show where the singer is lip-synching. Maybe Vegas/Vegas-style shows or artists who never improvise during performance, so I don’t think it’s a standard across the industry.

Can you really not answer these questions for yourself?

I know at least one woman like this. Ever since high school she has always, always, always had a serious relationship. She was always the one who dumped guys and immediately had another one. I think she lined the replacement up and got that one going prior to dumping-simply to avoid the alone time.

I’m calling it first. Their celebrity portmanteau will be ‘Mariah’ in recognition of the distinct elements each bring to the proper relationship.

nope, you just want to fuck teenagers/see teenagers fuck. which is totally normal in comparison. *judging you*

You’re not a reader, obviously.

Porn featuring performers of legal age who look very young and are presented as children isn’t just legal, it’s very common. They aren’t actual children, but the narrative and visuals present them as both children and sex objects, and very deliberately so.

This guy has been in the local Seattle news for a while now. Predators like this are why statute of limitations should be lifted on sex crimes, because they sure don’t seem to really exist for other crimes. It’s almost like folks don’t want women having the ability to prosecute their attackers.

The whole “Hollywood” Henderson comment also reminds the reader that it has been 30+ years since Bradshaw was a Relevant and Successful Football Man. It’s the football equivalent of “was a great model, I remember seeing her in my mom’s catalogs.”

What is it about the actions of the Democratic Party over the last 20 years that makes you think they’re capable of grand plans?

ehhhh, Connor Kennedy by all accounts was actually defending a gay friend, and from a quick google was previously arrested protesting the Keystone XL pipeline. He went to the DAPL protest with his dad too. As repeatedly arrested rich spawn go, seems like he’s good folk. Can’t work up any snark over him.