That's a very good point. I didn't think of that.

Haha, right, I meant NSA. Though the TSA did rifle through my luggage once, so they do have sensitive information about my lack of packing skills.

A hypothetical GPS tracking device would be just as effective dealing with non custodial kidnapping as any other kidnapping. That's why we keep a GPS-enabled ipod in a secret pocket of my cousin's backpack.

Being abducted by a non-custodial parent is not exactly a walk in the park either. I have a relative with a psychotic, abusive ex who has threatened to hurt her and keeps talking about how he "owns" the children. We live in fear that he'll try to abduct them.

Honestly, I know why something like this might promote a visceral reaction - the idea of body-tech modification gives me the creeps too, and the idea of being implanted with tracking devices, in a time when the TSA is getting faster and looser with our personal data and privacy sets off a whole lot of red flags. But…

I'm not as well versed in science procedures, but doesn't funding have a lot to do with it too? There are preliminary studies that need to show promise before they can get funding to do the more exhaustive studies that contain the actually useful data, but science reporting is so clickbait-ey that they'll report a…

Yeah, creativity and innovation was such a drag. Let's just keep making stuff again and again, but with more explosions and lazers! Pew pew pewwww!!

Pet is a pretty common term of endearment in some places. It doesn't necessarily mean anything except that the guy was from the place he was from. I mean, I can see being irritated by it a bit, but it's a bit unfair to leap to the conclusion that the guy was a misogynist or whatever just because he used a term of…

I do notice a slight difference between the two photos, that being that the white and gold one is white and gold and the other one is a DIFFERENT FUCKING DRESS I'LL KILL YOU!

I think that's an excellent idea. One candid nude for every woman he casually violated.

Maybe call ahead and see if you can get a group discount? Talk to the manager and tell them you have a large group and you're shopping around for price, maybe they'll take it down a notch in the interest of the extra business? I dunno, couldn't hurt.

Yes, I know, truly fun people have sophisticated soirees with hors d'oevres for their bachelorette parties. I wish I could be as cool as you, talking smack to strangers on the internet to try and pretend I'm better than other people. That's evidence of a super fun personality.

My BFF's bachelorette party was preceded by a group trip to the sex shop, where we bought the bride embarrassing and (possibly?) delightful gifts for the wedding night. We also just pointed and giggled at the more, ahem, avant garde items.

I think it's like, with the lesbians you could almost believe they were just very affectionate sisters, it's not an explicitly sexy hug. With the gay men, you could allllllmost believe they were just good buddies posing for a photo... except for the fact they're holding hands.

I didn't realize Cindy Crawford was 47. That's incredible, that they invest so much money and time into maintaining this product that is Cindy Crawford. They sold her as a sex object in the 90s, and they'll do anything to keep that product marketable as long as they can.

Wow, you are SUCH an utter fantasist. There was nothing defensive about my post. Defensive about my gender would be to say, 'oh, vaginal secretions are just great, the vagina is wonderful," etc etc. What i said was, bodily fluids are generally gross, nothing to be ashamed of, but gross. Somebody else - not me -…

Hey, you know what else is cool? The whole sentence, in context!

Hey, you know what would be cool? If you quoted where I said what "most men sexually desire." Go for it. I'll wait.

Do you have any reason to ignore an abundance of evidence besides your obvious defensiveness about your gender? Here's my question: if you don't pressure girls to swallow your cum, why are you working so hard to protect the honour of those that do, or to dismiss the concerns of women that have been pressured? What,…

People adore Jon Stewart. He did that thing on Fox News when he called out the terrible state of the media and people applauded him. I think he seems funny enough to be approachable, but wise enough to be trustworthy. I'd vote for him.