Domestic violence is a different violence paradigm than other forms of violence. You would know that if you had found it convenient to actually lisen to the arguments she makes in her video. She specifically says that "violence against women" does not refer to every kind of violence in which a woman is a victim. A…

In fact, it makes the problem worse. It only detects the drug in 2 out of 3 cases, which means that, when they might have just not left their drink alone in the first place, women might feel safe enough leaving their drink alone knowing that they can test it, and in 1 out of 3 cases (which is HUGE!) their test will…

I didn't realize losing weight turns you into a velociraptor contortionist.

Oh man, you guys, we are so EXPOSED!

Uggghhhhhhhhhthat'sfuckingterribleuggghhh

I never understood anti-date rape drug detectors anyway. Just keep your drink in your possession at all times, it's not that hard to drink a drink in one sitting, and go to the bathroom between drinks. It's weird and awkward to start sticking things, even your own fingers, into your drink in the middle of the night.

I had a boyfriend when I was 20 — TWENTY years old — who saw my armpits one day after I'd let a few days go by without shaving, and he asked me, "whoa. Do you shave your armpits?" in this really incredulous tone. No, dude, they're just naturally completely hairless!

Um... yes, that would be the general gist of the matter. Problem with that?

I could have sworn I've seen at least one or two men in my time that manage to keep themselves within a reasonable personal space bubble without suffering irreversible sterility due to extreme testicle torsion. It just seems like something that might be possible. Dream big, dudefriends.

All this drama about marriage equality! We've had it in Canada for years! /smug.

Exactly. And who has the willpower, at the end of a double-shift, to give up the hamburger for a salad? When you're beaten down and exhausted, your figre is just not a priority

Oh, man, we totally got caught having fun!! Call in the office of funland security to kill our buzz, cause this dude has got our number!

Never has so much lame suckitude been packed into one utterly ridiculous internet comment.

That would be the only redeeming use for this song.

Kids aren't dumb. They know they didn't win when they didn't win. I just think, "hey, so you didn't win, I like you anyway," is a better message to those kids than, "NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!!! ICE CREAM IS FOR WINNERS AND YOU DID NOT WIN YOU WORTHLESS LOSER!!"

Amen. Literally, every single solitary time in my life that someone has said to me, "But doesn't every girl want X?" Or "Every girl loves X!" Or "Every girl secretly wishes X" I have been like, NO. NO I DO NOT. ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY, UNAMBIGUOUSLY NO. NOT AT ALL. NO. STOP BECAUSE NO.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... we can glow in the dark? Have other women had this superpower the whole time and nobody told me? Who teaches the glowing-in-the-dark lessons? You bitches have been holding out on me!!

Waitwaitwait... is the voice of the snake the same as the voice of Piglet?

I used to live in a basement apartment, and one time I looked up and saw a raccoon outside my window staring at me intently. It was much cuter than this guy.

Hogweed? You don't want none of that. Hogweed fucks you up just for looking at it funny, you don't want it anywhere near your window!

Perhaps some manner of land shark...?

... weird image.