That seems like a very arbitrary distinction. You'll trust a condom, another man-made STD prevention product, but not this one? Assuming that critical trials go through and it's found safe and effective, you have the same amount of evidence that this works as that condoms work. You were just introduced to condoms…

I knew there was a limit on the cash you could carry, I wouldn't have remembered the exact number. I think it says so on the little customs cards that you have to fill out at the border.

Yes, yes, you're very amusing, but I have work to do now, little crazy person. Run along. Maybe there's a hashtag somewhere that you can play with.

"Stop telling your amusing story without making it absolutely, 100% clear several times at least that you are not talking about every single man on the planet!"

Yes, because that's what we were talking about! Way to logic.

Aww... muffin.

Was he 12?

Or like the idea of identifying and discussing cultural trends is more interesting than simpering over some fluff piece.

Really? I think the asymmetrical thing is kinda cool. I'm straight, and I wouldn't call it a 'side mullet', but I have an asymmetrical bob and I love it. I think it looks spunky and cool on her! Maybe not on everyone, but I think she rocks it.

Actually, the whole outfit looks pretty awesome. Maybe I have the dress…

And how do you know she wasn't being a responsible parent? I suggested several other possibilities (not assumptions, possibilities) that could explain the parenting choices she was making. There are different tactics to handling a public tantrum that responsible parents might choose to employ — you have no idea what…

"what ISN'T part of being a child is being a rude, screaming, inconsolable little prick"

... said the guy who clearly has never parented a child, and has an extremely fuzzy memory of his own childhood.

Wow, you're really an asshole.

No matter how good a parent you are, all kids have bad days. Flying off the handle and yelling at the kid will often just make the whole situation a lot worse (and invite a whole lot of judgemental ignorant assholes not unlike yourself who will get in her face for being too hard on her…

Exactly. Household appliances aren't human either, but he doesn't stand in his kitchen screaming at the toaster. He likes that being anonymous means he can hurt people and get away with it, it gives him a power rush.

OMG, this is so me. And I definitely don't always take the high road. I don't regress to mindless trolling, but I'm not always civil or impartial either. It's a little embarrassing to think about how much time I spend arguing with strangers and getting all snarky and bitchy on the internet... thank God for Burner…

Totes. Plus, if he gets off on the power trip of being behind a keyboard and hitting for peoples' weak spots, imagine how he would be with the power trip of a tiny human totally dependent oh him. Fucked right up is how.

The fact that he does this at all is fucked up. The fact that he is so addicted to this behaviour he will break up with his wife rather than stop it just kicks the fucked-up factor up to 11. This is a compulsive need to hurt people. Run, girl, run!

Speaking of which, Dragon Age Inquisition is coming out soon and I keep doing this happy little dance of excitement!!

If the game mechanics are interesting and challenging, the story is good, the graphics are well done and so on, even most whiny manchildren will play a female character because good video games are like crack. They'll go online and bitch about it later, but who cares?

Aww, how sweet of you to say! I've been on Jezebel a while, but I keep losing my burner passwords so my username keeps changing. Nice of you to notice!

Uh huh. That's why you've got a paid column of your own on a highly trafficked website with thousands of fans interested in what you have to say OH WAIT no, you're an angry little person venting your irrelevance in a comments section, my mistake.