I, for sure, though this was a Torchinsky Photoshop post. I looked at the photo and was super impressed at how it didn’t look Photoshopped. Then, I scrolled to the top to look for the “satire” tag. It’s not there. I cannot believe this wasn’t a Photoshop out of the mind of Mr. Torchinsky.

Mercedes-Benz B Class! I have only seen 1 since they began being sold in the U.S. I haven’t even ever seen one at a dealer!

Under “The Name”, I for sure thought there was going to be a “Mac”Laren joke.

Everyone has already pointed out all the redundancies and flaws in the customer’s wants, but I’ll give a suggestion anyway for fun. Mazda6. I’m too lazy to go through all the things it checks and all the things it doesn’t, but when I was reading the list, it seemed to check most of his wants.

I couldn’t agree more with what you said! I know the picture is played out, but it makes me laugh every time.

Thomas Edison was from Ohio. Light bulb. The Wright Brothers were from Ohio. Charles Goodyear created the process of vulcanizing rubber. The traffic light was first installed in Cleveland. And, the new NSX is built in Ohio. That’s got to give us some points. Maybe?

Playing off of the band’s previous ideas of 1) picking a hood ornament off of the “Hood Ornament” page on Wikipedia and 2) Using an AMC ornament, I nominate the AMC Marlin ornament Also “Flimsy” and a fish make sense in my head.

The other fun Mazda...Mazda3. Manual transmission, hatchback, and avg. mpg. of 37. Disclosure: I live in a very hilly area, but I bet on flat highways I could get 40. I’ve only done it once. Also, I’m not a very aggressive driver.

The “Jason Drives” video on the Hoffmann was probably the best thing I’ve seen all year. So, I came up with this. Both Jalopnik and the Hoffmann are “terrible in every glorious, horrible way...”