At first, I thought it was just some random stock photo they threw in to full up space.

When I read your original comment, I honestly thought you were a troll impersonating the Most Insufferable Mormon Possible to rile people up. But then you bragged about Mormon hegemony in Utah out of one side of your mouth, and cried “persecuted minority!” out of the other. You’re definitely the real deal.

You have to be a troll and this has to be a parody. Nobody is that moronic.

I (respectfully) disagree. As a Raiders season ticket holder who is still devastated by the news, Oakland taking on mantle of the Town’s team is brilliant. It wouldn’t work if Lew Fucknutz Wolff was still the owner, but their distancing themselves from that old regime and Mark SuperFuckBowlCutNutz Davis is not just…

Either you’re a university administrator here to troll, or you missed the shit out of your calling in life.

Stop it with this “I can’t afford healthcare” bullshit.

STICK TO FOOTBALL NOT JOKES. UR NAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO NOT JENEANE GARAPPOLO. FAKE NEWS

Hidden Fences?

My wife and I wake up every morning in hopes of finding the pee-pee tapes splashed across the internet.

This is lost in translation. Here Real is meant to differentiate between False Salt Lake, which is actually Denver.  

Omg Scheana is so ANNOYING around food.

This episode was the first time (in my memory, at least) that Schwartz has explained what he recalls of the thing with Vegas Girl (not to be confused with Miami Girl). He basically woke up in her bed and has no recollection of what happened. To which I would say, if he did have sex with her, it was certainly not…

I think that might be the bull-shittiest infographic I have seen lately.

Palin’s “I can see Russia from my house” seems so quaint now that the Russia is coming from inside the house.

So to be clear, Djam video taped a 17yo having sex, showed that to the police, and the DA doesn’t think they can prove anything wrong happened?

The speech was about de-emphasizing social issues in favor of economic issues to pander to people for whom social issues are anathema, i.e. middle American white people largely male. And then the sun will rise over a field of wheat and man in a hard hat will throw a football and a Bruce Springsteen song will play and…

Shout out to everyone who sees through my sinister Jez agenda. Whahahahahahahahaha WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!