It's the one I thought would be most adaptable to skit format if there ever is a season 3 of their show.

The one about partying in your forties was also pretty good. Not sure about the Johnny Cash style one about the twin shootout (or whatever). That just went on too long.

You say you'd like some more tour dates? Well, I'm not surprised.

I remember somebody posting about how he got banned from r/TheDonald and messaging the mods about it. They replied that "Free speech doesn't give you the right to be a cuck." So that's that, I guess.

You tried, Internet.

Painkillers? You some kind of wimp? I just crouch down under cover for 30 seconds and I'm right as rain.

Humans aren't apes. Although apes and humans are different groups of primates.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

The trick is to just use a tiny amount. People (by which I mean Americans) sometimes pig out on that stuff like it's Nutella and then get all flustered.

I mean - I haven't seen it, so I neither dislike it nor like it. Does that count?

The fridge empty apart from a huge jar of Vegemite was a nice touch.

Twee overload.

What kind of high school kid manages to get up at 6am?

What happened to "The Cruise"? Seems like a really long time that he rapped at us.

"the low-30s yearly salary was barely enough "
33K in 1982 is about 80K in 2015 dollars…..so cry me a river, I guess.

Was relieved to make it to the end of the article without encountering Limp Bizkit.

Bob Dylan has a sad now.

He used to be in some kind of band, right?

So….Google?