That looks about right.

Hopefully this isn’t too morbid or insensitive, but....

Nope! I found it abrasive and uncomfortable and a desperate attempt to cash in on the Hangover bullshit. I feel bad for hating on women driven movies but that was terrible and proof how badly we need more women driven movies if that the pinnacle

Well, I think actually Depp is really helping her out here. If he gave her all that money, and especially all this year, then it would considered income as part of a divorce settlement. Then she would donate the full amount as she promised and be stuck with a tax bill of at least $1.5 million. But these donations made…

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

Soooooooo, you’re saying the tiara would be a mistake?

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

They probably all looked like the littlest one at one point before their true natures took root. (Or surgical doctors, in Ivanka’s case)

“She rarely gets upset over things like parking tickets or bad-hair days.”

Or running over a 5 year old, apparently.

Oh, sure, make a big deal out of it. Who among us hasn’t killed a child and included that information in a wedding announcement?

I know you have to have some kind of interesting angle to get the Times to run your wedding announcement, but taking out a kid is a bit extreme, no?

That’s a writer who no longer takes their job seriously and has decided to fuck with their readers until someone notices.

DOVE BLOOD RED DRESS unrelated to the child murder in a red wagon!!

What in the actual fuck? In the WEDDING announcement?

wow holy shit. just a casual little side note about a dead girl. jesus.

yes. you did read that.

WHAT DID I JUST READ?! Did the fact that the bride KILLED A CHILD make it into a story about her wedding as an aside?!

yup. this is the most insane one i’ve ever seen.

My face over the course of that went from delight to disgust to horror in such rapid succession that I ended up looking like The Scream.