That’s great in theory but many of these communities along this highway are tiny, and very spread out in all directions. That is what makes transportation in this area very difficult if you are too poor to own and operate a vehicle.

To be brutally honest, I’d quite possibly freak out if I was in that situation, however I’d be freaking out at the Stub Hub customer service, not the ticket taker.

“People say I’m a homophobe. I guarantee you that I’ve got more gay friends than you, and I get more gay people writing to me asking me for advice than you ever will in your entire life.”

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

No, this story is about the fact that you are actively misrepresenting what happened, and perpetuating a narrative that has been discredited. It is NOT about uncovering the truth of what happened.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

BITCH, YOU DO NOT HAVE FANS.

But if we don’t start monitoring who comes into the country we might wind up with some witless model who marries an overly ambitious sugar daddy and says horrible things about immigrants, her husband and/or Hitler.

“I don’t control my fans,but I don’t agree with what they’re doing. I understand what you mean, but there are people out there who maybe went too far. She provoked them.”

I’m glad there were no cemetery surveillance cameras back when I was a 49-YEAR OLD TEACHER!!!

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

A former partner of mine, every Monday.

I thought that dress was an odd choice because it seemed more cocktail than meteorologist, but not because her scandalous shoulders were showing.

“So if you had a dysfunctional home life 20 years ago and someone called police,”

What a thoroughly pointless humblebrag.

All I know is this: I thank the stars that none of the unfortunate blow jobs that I have given in my 40 years have been filmed, much less booed at Cannes.

and? Swerving the argument to taxis is a distraction from the playbook of Uber and has nothing to do with Uber operating in the city of Austin. It’s just an image that works to portray them in a good light, “ew don’t you hate going in a dirty taxi with shady taxi drivers?” This was never about taxis. Austin didn’t say…

I know; I already have my driver’s license, a couple of OSHA certification cards, an EPA certification card, and an FAA maintenance certification card. Sadly, none of those would be as amusing as having balding, overweight me whip out a stripper ID from my wallet.

I used uber in the US city I live now. It was okay. The two or three taxi companies had long waits at time and were more expensive. Then uber lowers what they give drivers. Now uber is worse. Very hard to get driver. Drivers not as good. Scary at time.