I love the seemingly purposeful (porpoiseful?) tail splashing. “Snatch it back eh, then LAUGH? Screw all of you then.”

This idiot...how long until Trump’s referring to him as “my Mexican”?

I get cringey second hand embarrassment when NBC shows those shots of Olympians walking in slo-mo or turning their heads with their faces in super close up so we can see the steely determination in their eyes. It’s just so cheesy and it looks like NBC is trying so hard to make them look cool, when the stuff they do in…

Lindsay! Your mama wants grandkids ASAP from this Russian millionaire so shusshhh! Dina Lohan must be howling and rending her garments right now.

JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE CANNIBALS FEEDING ON EACH OTHER

I came in here just to comment about that. She’s wearing lip liner that’s a tad darker than her lipstick which makes her lips look....stretchy.

Hell, I’d do it too. Can you imagine the joy/horror of looking at your intended and thinking “I’m marrying HIM?” I’m already practicing my forced grimace of a smile.

I desperately wanted a ring like that too...when I was like, five. It’s so big like it can’t be real. Also, I’ve had my share of wearing fat rings that are too loose and my fingers hurt in sympathy. You bet the adjacent fingers are always unconsciously squeezing to hold on to it.

My mom is a first generation immigrant, well educated, has a degree in Economics and is a banker. The problem is she thinks she’s TOO smart to get scammed, and nearly lost several hundred in a gift card scam. She thought she was so good at asking questions that she forgot the most basic one: Is she sure the person on…

His youtube friends are just as worse. They’re sticking to his story and one of them even made it a point that as they were being attacked the harassers were calling out their names, “because they obviously know who we were”. I don’t see the tweets anymore, but the tone that I got from it is they’re saying they were…

He looks like he came from a town where outsiders crack jokes about “10,000 people and just three last names”.

This is it. It’s not that she’s a big woman, it’s that she’s a big BLACK woman. Just search “Gwendoline Christie gown”and you’d find Brienne of Tarth* in beautiful red carpet looks, Oscar de la Renta, even a Star Wars inspired gown designed just for her. But Leslie Jones can’t even get a damn dress, period. I guess…

You talking bout Morgan! He bought 4 horses and a dog and was feeding them with store bought feed. In the Great Alaskan Range. Like OK buddy. The noise and the smell is probably what is driving huntable animals away, but he wanted help hauling around stuff. And let’s not get started about buying ready made housing…

Gurl, you go all out and search for the Holy Grail! I mean it involves strolling around in ISIS infested territories but you go big or you go the F home!

I cannot believe the number of people who still insists that all he did was on purpose and he was doing just fine, if a grown man dying with the same weight as an 11 year old was “doing fine”.

Last time there was a Chris McCandless post, there were fans replying that “he knew what he was doing and he ate something bad for him” and if not for that, he’d still be alive and kicking ‘cause he’s a champion genius outdoorsman. Or something like that. I mean never mind the whole well researched book proving…

I mean I know they’re a good sign since it means the river’s healthy but OH GOD GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF MEEEE

Very sad. Jordan has been very welcoming to refugees, not just from Syria but from all over the Middle East. Is it just exhaustion, or a security matter, or their own resources are being affected? I can’t imagine they would suddenly shut their borders to desperate refugees without a good reason.

Finally the Sand Snakes were useful as the target of Lady Olenna’s acid tongue. Grateful that Lady Olenna was able to tell them what the audience wanted to since like forever which is basically STFU and sit down we don’t know you

“What’s your name again, Barbara?” Sand Snakes were ROASTED.