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Personal Thoughts:

Michael Keaton was robbed.

"When I was 16 years old, I tried to kill myself because I felt weird and I felt different and I felt that I did not belong. And now, I'm standing here. And so, I would like this moment to be for that kid out there who feels like she's weird or she's different and she doesn't fit in anywhere. Yes, you do. I promise

Lego Batman is the BEST Batman.

Okay, I'll give you that it was a lot. Clint Eastwood probably curled his lip so hard during that display that he will be in permanent rictus now. BUT, Tegan and Sarah and Lonely Island are not typical Academy fare. And everyone who got handed one of this dope Lego Oscars looks like they will cherish those more than

The problem with this is there's no real way to point out Kanye's hypocrisy towards Amber without pointing out that Kim is very much in the same boat. You can't say "I had to take 30 showers before Kim even got with me" without somebody using Kim's public sexual past to prove how silly you sound. She went with a crass

If Kanye says he never loved Amber, all she has to do is play My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy at the highest volume. That album is literally an ode to that relationship. So, he can say it, but it's already committed ON WAX that he'd be lying. She wouldn't have to say shit, really.

They got to where they're getting hard to find, mainly because these boys are waiting 'til they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait 'til they get to be 20 years old the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16.

Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?

Azealia is so clearly insecure with herself. And for someone who spends 99% of her time picking fights with people, you'd think she'd have some better insults. Oooh making fun of a woman's age. Sick burn.

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

She clearly had no ill intentions when she used the word. She can be forgiven.

and she was a great and very necessary cheerleader for the gay community... who were dying by the thousands and stigmatized. People were grief stricken miserable and scared. She was fun, had hit records ruled the club's, put on good shows and had a good set of balls. And to her credit she never proclaimed

God, yes. The ageism and sexism is awesome. But I guess when you're in your twenties and thirties you can't imagine old hags of 56 as being attractive and sexually appealing. I don't hear any of this crap about Prince and he's the same age as Madonna.

thanks 1000% agree. "how dare she why is she not behaving like appropriate for her age". I.e. how we want an aging woman to behave. F.U.

I don't like Madonna - I like "Like a Prayer" and that's about it - but I hate how every time anyone talks about her they have to mention how she's (supposedly) desperately clinging to her fading youth. Even this article talks about "Madonna's worn performance of Madonna." (I'm singling that line out because it's in

The USPS is losing money because the House of Representatives that controls the USPS forced them to fully fund the retirement program to a 75 year plan. Unlike every other company that has ever existed. The money is just dumped into the general fund, so they are essentially bleeding the USPS to death. For example http:

Ok, I have a lot of feelings about this post, and about previous coverage of Madonna on this site and elsewhere of late.

I'm kind of into this

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I didn't know that her new video is out. So if you haven't seen it yet either, let's watch.