Also, because my Queen rules all lanes:

Is this the same rehab that Tiger Woods went to?

I hate guns - fuck guns, don’t own guns - but teaching this girl about gun safety would not have prevented this. She was trying to harm herself. It wasn’t an accident.

She was on a recent episode of America’s Test Kitchen and talks about this and opening her grocery. I just love her voice and her fabulous life.

She has a house on a major swath of Long Island, has a hottie Ivy League business professor dude for a hubby who snarfs down everything she makes, a kitchen the size of Texas, her own business empire based on pretty pictures in hardcovers of elegant recipes and her own TV show narrated in her own well-modulated voice,…

Don’t forget Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom.

I hear the original, and the lyrics to Amish Paradise are all I can think of. Every time. (Had the Old School Jams! station on in the car lately....)

They do the same ignorant shit over and over.

Anne Frank, a historical figure murdered by Nazis.

Is Beyonce really on par with Anne Frank?

I find her quite “meh” as a model, on the whole.

Damn. I was hoping they’d go away.

So the robbery will be the Christmas special?

Shadier than Navadius “Future” Wilburn, father of four children by four different women who is being sued for child support by one of them?

Oh okay, I get it. You’re just mad he dumped a white girl and now taking it out on Ciara. Mmmkay.

I don’t think Beyoncé (or anyone) is obligated to spend extra time with someone just because her husband is friends with that person’s husband.

Not wanting to bring your kid over to the rich lady who can’ keep her clothes on’s house seems reasonable. The K’s are also reality TV trash and totally below their level.

If I were Jay-Z, I’d be concerned that coming over to Kim and Kanye’s house would mean I’d unwittingly signed myself up to appear in KUWTK.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.