You see the Parabolic mic guy nearly duff a foul ball on the third base side last night? 

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

That was a terrible arc.

Two of everything, except points.

I’m not, and have never been, a Bulls or Florida fan ... and I hate that Noah is bad now. There was a solid period of time when you could go to war with that dude. He could’ve been a major part of a championship team. I don’t give a shit that people didn’t like him — he played hard every single game, and he was really…

Being able to choose when to work, how much to work, or how little to work on a given day are probably the top three biggest factors why a part-timer decides to drive for Uber. Pretending that those are nonissues and every driver would love to work a fixed shift for an hourly wage shows a remarkable myopic view.

Wow. Who are these Uber drivers who “wish to maintain their independent status,” rather than wishing for, say, higher pay and health insurance?

Me. This is a second job for me. I like being an independent contractor and the freedom that provides me. If I don’t feel I’m being paid what I should, I don’t have to work…

If they were employees, they could unionize and demand workplace protections and health care benefits and all of the other things that our system provides to employees.

Are we sure he’s “going half-Joker, half-Dent” though? I figured the other side was Bruce Wayne. Sure there’s also an implicit Two-Face reference, but he’s more the Unholy Ghost in this Halloween trinity.

I took it as half Joker half Bruce Wayne. Like “hey, I might not be the hero” or whatever.

The Browns and Cutler are destined to be together, and really it’s the only way that Cutler will ever be a sympathetic figure. “yeah man, I feel bad for Cutler, he’s on the Browns now.”

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

He’s going to the Browns, which he will lead to a Super Bowl victory.

Tina’s first day in surgery was terrible.

The Jez generation have been trained to parse every image and utterance for transgression against the new orthodoxy. This goes for everything from old TV shows to family photos to commercials to whatever you put in front of them. They can’t just switch it off. It’s always running, it’s reflex.

Odd fact: when Penn State’s wins from 1998-2011 were initially vacated, Penn State’s most recent winning QB was technically Mike McQueary, who was the team’s QB in 1997.

Heyward, unfortunately, is still medically clear to play tomorrow.

Joe Buck wept

You should get mad about it on the internet.