I’ll be honest. I thought the “Dutch Reach” was going to be...something else. But this is good too!

Not yet...

Now let’s see if this works in real life. Mythbusters, get on it.

Bracing myself for the internet outrage but perhaps the pilot got word from an uncomfortable flight attendant after checking in an Amanda Stevens and being presented with an almost 6 foot tall dark skinned person with five’o’clock shadow, hairy arms, an upsidedown American flag shirt with an anarchy logo on the arms…

Eve Online is the best game I never want to play.

The next time you get a side-eye for what you purchased, just remember: Ms. Judgemental is a fucking cashier.

*gets out tub of popcorn*

Easy for you to Monday Morning QB it, at the time all you know is that you are being attacked with a weapon in your own yard. You don’t know it won’t be life-threatening.

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

I don’t know, man. I’m no gun nut, but a dude getting stabbed in the face a whole bunch of times in his own yard by some psycho the one time he wasn’t packing seems like about the best case for concealed carry I’ve ever heard.

But seriously, the DH sucks. Pitchers hitting should be cherished, whether they’re Cubs or Colon.

Lets dispose of these useless “debates”, which only serve to rescue the imploding campaigns of arrogant sex predators, while giving yet another clueless audience things to clap for.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Just goes to show, there’s no such thing as a bad character, just bad players that make excuses for why they suck using that character - and then project those excuses onto others - during team select.

Harry Caray poured me about five ounces of Wild Turkey into my empty beer cup while I was at Hohokum field in 1993. I didn’t ask, I was just standing there behind the booth.

The Cubs aren’t even the coolest baseball franchise in the city of Chicago.

“The Cubs aren’t even the coolest baseball franchise in the city of Chicago”

I call bullshit.