BIG JOCKSTRAP

You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

I swear they need to institute a rule that if a coach elects to punt from anywhere inside the opponents 50 the fans get to vote if he should be fed to a pit full of tiger sharks.

You seem upset. Though I’m surprised that you can access the internet on a typewriter.

This again?

Well he was dumb enough to agree to be traded to the Knicks.

What surprised me was the amount of kick returners who would field the ball in the end zone and then take it out, only to get around the 18 yard line. If you’re getting it at the 25 then why don’t you take a knee in the endzone?

True American hero catches ball with one hand, leaves other free to salute the flag.

Don’t worry, all of those same “protestors” that are burning shit to the ground are improving their city; those same people will be back someday to rebuild, to show that they really made a difference. Just like in Baltimore.

Sorry, I know this isn’t germane but mid-protest selfies? Come the fuck on.

That’s weird, every time I pick the Browns I just get a “Game Over” screen.

Fortunately, most Clevelanders will tolerate a Coleman that doesn’t close right.

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

Don’t be so sure

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

If dummies want to give their money away...

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

I’ve seen these guys before:

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.