OK you’re out of the greys now!

It is worse then I feared then. Quick someone stop them, or they will rouse the ancient software engineer from his slumber and Windows ME will arise from the deep dark!

Oh, hey look everybody! It’s the jokester who thinks he’s special and/or making a point by not getting on Facebook and just has to tell you about it.

For the past two months. In pancake form. It’s very determined.

That’s because the Android device is trying to make sure it has not gone back in time to the 1980s.

You see that little tiny hole right above the eject button? Stick your wiener in there and it will open.

Judging by what passes for “news” on the Gawker network, I really don’t think you’re in a position to blast conservatives for “fake outrage of the day.”

Are you sure Rend & Maim Blackhand is an orc? It sounds more like a minor investment bank or a private equity company.

Boo-hoo, go be uncomforted elsewhere.

Please piss off to tumblr, you cunt.

That’s because you’re attracted to this sort of art direction. What’s actually happening on screen in that guilty gear game, isn’t really that impressive. The way they delivered it was clever, by using a photo process and image tricks to making the animation shine, but what’s actually happening on screen in uncharted…

This is an amazingly nerdy story. It’s like an onion of nerdiness! Every sentence reveals a new, transcendent layer. A++, would star again.

This is terrible advice.

Hell I’m surprised they let you in the bank while you were riding your high horse. It’s $20. You didn’t exactly pull anyone from a burning building or stop a crime in progress.

Hardware restrictions are a thing. There’s only so much a game can get optimized before it just becomes impossible. In this situation, this is the solution for getting around those restrictions, by letting the player decide what they want to focus on more.

You’ve never actually met a religious person, have you?

Buddy, you have some serious issues.

The Vision Collection. Coming Soon.